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me in other people's showers: what the fuck is going on

bullied:

i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab

everyone: you cant eat all of that
me: watch me

connuh:

i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour

bachik:

i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

sirianmckellen:

[takes a plane to your house] [kicks down your door] [stomps into your room] [glares in your face] heard u were talkin shit about boromir

jon-snow:

jon snow’s confusion about literally everything in the entire world gives me life

pezdispencersmith:

i could be a member of maroon 5 and none of you would ever know

Friend: hockey's a stupid sport
Me: *drops gloves*

tavros-flightram:

Me and my cousin are watching Romeo and Juliet and I thought he looked like Zac efron so all I could think of was

“Thou hast to get thy head in thy games”